Achievement kita

hi readers readers(kesalahan tatabahasa di sitew) sekalian ,

byk sgt readers kami awal2 tahun ni kan...dah 18 jan sebenarnya kita neh...
what is our achievement for this year....ha gitu soklannya...baru 18 hari...what do u expect kan..
mesti banyak u dah achieve kan...paling2 pun kita dah 18 malam kita dah tido...or 18 kali kita dah pegi keja (tipu gak sebab tolak 6 hari cuti) ..or dah 18 kali kita dah isi minyak...or 18 kali kita dah masak(sebab sehari sekali je kita masak...aku la...depends la kan)...or 18 kali dah tengok dilwale (which for me...aku tgk video clips dia je kot...maybe more than 18 times)...or 18kali bergaduh...or 18 kali ehem ehem....hahha....tudia mulala idea mengarut sampai...

The point is....dah 18hari ni...at least u must have one achievement la kan...for me instead....byk gakla aku dah cuba dan dah capai...at least now i am dah strong....i am a strong beautiful(#perasan) women...by the way puan ctkusut...kita ni tahun ni dah going to be 35....tetiba rasa mcm ...WHAT....lg 5 thn dah 40 weh...ko giler...aku still rasa am still 20++...jiwa muda makcik kau....
like seriously i am.... i found out...the more happier i am...the more younger i am .... hopefully my look pun shows la kan...wah...ko hengat ko cantik sgt....pastu komplen muka dah start to wrinkle...pastu komplen lg ada freckles sana sinun...dan2 pegi kaunter SK11 nak pegi beli miracle water...pastu kembali ke alam nyata bila tengok harga set miracle yang sgt miracle iteww....slowly walk out the kaunter la kan....pastu mencuba sedaya upaya nak looks miracle without miracle water....haihlaa...tpkan..kenapala sgt mahal sgt ko miracle water...u r just from water from fermented pulut yang diramas2 oleh makcik2 jepun sahaja....which is kalau kt malaysia ni...kami panggil tapai je kot....letak branding skit...mau mahal giloss...lg mau komplen ka mek nan....pakai jela tapai ko tu...if u insist...letak skit branding ...contoh SH11 ke kan....pastu jual....ha...kan senang.....diam aa hannan...merepek meraban hang memang pandai...

okla...abis idea plak...
jom wat appraisal for this year plak...katanya harini dateline...kalau siap...it an achievement la kan..

Selamat menyambut hari 18 Januari ....kepada yang celebrate birthday harini....Happy birthday to u...
so far aku tak ingat sapa besday fall on january....ngehngeh....

You deserve a trophy la bila kita dah achieve something la kan..

contoh trofi ni...dah achieved pastu angkat tangan sampai nampak ketiak..

so it's a ketiak trofi....hahahhaa...

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